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Balancing for Equitable Unity: Our community focuses on balancing and accelerating meaningful connections, leaving no individual behind.

Freely Commercialising User Choice Definitions
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Connecting the disconnected: We want to remove the need for
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Multidimensional Voting Mechanism: The voting mechanism should be designed to be N-dimensional, allowing for greater granularity in the post categorization and analyzed. For example, a user could "vote" for a post not only based on its content, but also vote on its delivery, tone, or any other aspect deemed important.

See the ABOUT page to read the research paper on the conceptual design mechanic for this particular Social Media Platform, which is inherently a combination of Wikipedia, Urban Dictionary, and Reddit, with a touch of ascento-secrecy.

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With better ad management, you get better results.

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Bringing you the best free content from around the web
All your favourite content all in one place, paying you.

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We pay no allegience to one blockchain to rule them all.


The most data that BabylonPolice takes from you is your email
We don't care who you are or where you come from
We allow everyone around the glob to use our site.

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We used to use Reddit, but BabylonPolice was built different
Without moderation we don't have to pay people for reporting
We are going back to the wild west, for the people.

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